1/A: Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?
Do you smoke?
Do you eat too much?
Do you go to bed late?
Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?
2/How can I open a Banana
With a Monkey!
3/What’s the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google!
4/A man noticed his credit card has been stolen but he never reported it. The thief was still spending less than his wife
Teacher: “Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
6/When your mom sits on an iPhone it becomes an Ipad
7/What does ‘IDK’ means?
I don’t know
OMG, no one knows!
8/Don’t break anybody’s ear, they only have one.
Break their bones, they have 206
9/”One day our country will be corruption free”. Which tense we should use in English?
FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE
10/Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Last modified: May 9, 2016